MY FRIEND CRAIG WENT TO MY FRIEND RON'S HOUSE

[Phoena]

AND SAW RON'S BOYFRIEND SLEEPING NAKED ON THE COUCH SO MY FRIEND CRAIG
TOOK A PICTURE OF HIS DICK ON HIS CELL FONE AND HE TEXTED IT TO THIS FAT
BITCH AND SAID "HEY BITCH HERE'S A PICTURE OF MY DICK YOU WANT TO SUCK
IT?" AND THEN HE WENT TO A BAR AND SAW THE SAME FAT BITCH IN PERSON AND
HE SAID "YOU WANT TO SUCK MY DICK" TO THE FAT BITCH AND THE FAT BITCH
STARTED TALKING SHIT TO CRAIG AND LEFT. SO CRAIG FOLLOWED HER OUT THE
BAR AND CRAIG SLAPPED HER AND SHE FELL TO THE GROUND AND MY FRIEND CRAIG
SAT ON HER AND STARTED BEATING THE FUCK OUT OF HER FACE.

[tuinkabouter]

Post by Phoena
AND SAW RON'S BOYFRIEND SLEEPING NAKED ON THE COUCH SO MY FRIEND CRAIG
TOOK A PICTURE OF HIS DICK ON HIS CELL FONE AND HE TEXTED IT TO THIS FAT
BITCH AND SAID "HEY BITCH HERE'S A PICTURE OF MY DICK YOU WANT TO SUCK
IT?" AND THEN HE WENT TO A BAR AND SAW THE SAME FAT BITCH IN PERSON AND
HE SAID "YOU WANT TO SUCK MY DICK" TO THE FAT BITCH AND THE FAT BITCH
STARTED TALKING SHIT TO CRAIG AND LEFT. SO CRAIG FOLLOWED HER OUT THE
BAR AND CRAIG SLAPPED HER AND SHE FELL TO THE GROUND AND MY FRIEND CRAIG
SAT ON HER AND STARTED BEATING THE FUCK OUT OF HER FACE.

Plonk.

[Jerry]

Post by Phoena
AND SAW RON'S BOYFRIEND SLEEPING NAKED ON THE COUCH SO MY FRIEND CRAIG
TOOK A PICTURE OF HIS DICK ON HIS CELL FONE AND HE TEXTED IT TO THIS FAT
BITCH AND SAID "HEY BITCH HERE'S A PICTURE OF MY DICK YOU WANT TO SUCK
IT?" AND THEN HE WENT TO A BAR AND SAW THE SAME FAT BITCH IN PERSON AND
HE SAID "YOU WANT TO SUCK MY DICK" TO THE FAT BITCH AND THE FAT BITCH
STARTED TALKING SHIT TO CRAIG AND LEFT. SO CRAIG FOLLOWED HER OUT THE
BAR AND CRAIG SLAPPED HER AND SHE FELL TO THE GROUND AND MY FRIEND CRAIG
SAT ON HER AND STARTED BEATING THE FUCK OUT OF HER FACE.

Is your friend's name Craig Chilton? He's gay and likes to beat women
into unconsciousness.